Cards Against Humanity Buys Piece Of U.S. Border So Trump Can’t Build His Wall

The dirty and sometimes downright offensive game Cards Against Humanity is back with another stunt, but they’re taking aim at one of President Donald Trump’s big campaign promise.

Tuesday, the company announced its holiday promotion called Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically, the company purchased a plot of vacant land on the U.S.-Mexico border, making it extremely difficult for Trump to build his expensive border wall which the U.S. taxpayers will inevitably pay for.

The website reads:

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

Fork over $15 of your hard-earned cash to Cards, and they’ll send you “six surprises” in the month of December, including an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of promise to fight the wall, and some new cards.

Given the nature of the game, the company has no problem being a bit brash. Because they’re self-owned and don’t rely on big box stores to push their product, the company can get away with a whole lot more.

On the game’s FAQ page for the new expansion, one question asks:

“I don’t like that you’re getting political. Why don’t you just stick to card games?”

Their answer?

“Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?”

Ummm… wow!

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